Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

Got this from bob one of my fb friends

Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


I KNOW without doubt, which side of the fence I sit. Do you?

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.


If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for... everyone.



If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.



If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.



If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.



If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".